March 2008
1 post
your sister is dumber than mine, fucker
hey, this is a legitimate cry for help! fuckers! call me! insist of me my best! for i dawdle and sit far too long now! what are we doing? honestly! you all say follow your bliss, bullshit! ignorant of the pain we would follow our bliss! the cycle of life is two-fold, fools! my arms are numb on the computer right now. i smoked two joints and didn’t eat. fuck you for thinking that...
December 2007
5 posts
“i’m going so extreme right now, i don’t even give a shit”
– jeffery shwartz
phone number tattoos
apparently there is a picture of darth vader floating around that looks suspiciously like ryan glenn’s penis. discuss.
ryan glenn is a fucker
i want to say something about ryan glenn. he is a fucker.
christmas present guessing game
what the fuck. i slept most of the daylight away. woke up part of the way through to vomit whatever it was that needed vomiting out, out. when i was done hugging the toilet i pulled back the blinds to see a grey sky and noticed it was raining like, fucking awesome. after that it was a sleep-a-thon, smoked a bowl and passed out. problem is i forgot to do a couple of things. like laundry? ...
happy birthday lauren west!
umbrella plus you plus me makes three and though it will rain dry are we
November 2007
2 posts
“I will not fear
Fear is the mindkiller,
Fear is the little death
That brings...”
– i shouldn’t even have to say
what the fuck
so today i was sitting down and smoking a bowl at work. totally normal day. and i start like, hacking up these nasty fucking spitwads. and like, the last one, the nastiest one, when it’s all airborne and spinning sending little spittle drops everywhere on it’s way from my throat to the fucking floor, shines this very strong red hue. and i’m thinking like, fuck. so i go and...